What's the similarity between a antenna engineer and a farmer with large lands?
They both work in the far fields.
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What do you do when someone asks you to build an electronic component?
Resist.
Why is the PCB layout always such a secret?
It goes under the radar!
Varför går båtarna närmast operahuset på Göta älv?
SVT-huset ligger på andra sidan älven och radiovågorna därifrån är så höga!
Varför har alla heterodyne-sändare problem med dejting?
De skickar en massa mixade signaler.
Varför hade termineringen sådana framgångar med dejtingen?
Oavsett vad så var det en perfekt matchning!
What do you get if you cross an automotive radar with a dog?
A barking sensor.
What do you get if you cross a dog and an antenna?
A Golden Receiver.
I used to think all radios had an antenna, but now I realize it was just a stereo type.
A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, "Here you go, but why the long phase?"
What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier?
No mas.
If you go to college to learn how to make antennas… would that mean that you'd get a dipole-ma?
What happens if someone hits you at high frequency?
It hertz.
What does microwave PhD students do?
Conducting research.
Hur fungerar elkablar?
Frågan besvaras av ledande experter.
Why is my image forming radar image so blurry?
We got too much squint.
Last night I slept like a log. 10 hours felt like 2.3.
Hur mycket snö det än är i alperna så måste väl ändå afterski-området betraktas som barmark.
The most usual argument for using radar on planes is the radar sensor really flies! The other's just LI-DAR.
What did the Spanish engineer say after a full day of designing a well-matched filter?
Buenas notches!
Why does the isotropic radiator never suffer?
Because no pain, no gain.
Varför är alla elektriker alltid så uppdaterade kring skvaller?
De har bra kontakter!